Anonymous asked:
Well this is awkward cause I'm god

Ya, but I created you so there for I am your god.


Anonymous asked:
Losing weight tips?

Get some crinack.


Anonymous asked:
Have you ever questioned the existence of god?

I am god.


Anonymous asked:
I noticed that you lost a lot of weight and you look really good now! What did you do?

I started smoking cocaine.


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